Contributors

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Charles Harding

He thinks he's the coolest, the smartest, and the main host of the podcast. He's not. Instead, he's the most annoying of the bunch and doesn't know when (or how) to shut his mouth.

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Sam Allen

The most normal of the group (per se) yet the quietest, as his vocabulary only consists of "okay, Charles" in a sarcastic tone and "shut up, Charles."

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Theo Driggs

The smartest and the most reasonable in the group. You can't curse, slur, or use any sort of vulgar speech without him (annoyingly) shutting you down. 

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The Black Line

Has been here since the first episode: a thin, black line of dead pixels that cuts across Charles’ TV. It’s not noticeable until you’re really looking at it, but once you see it, there’s no turning back…

Guests

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Amara

Has only made an appearance on the podcast through whispers and cautionary tales. Its name sends shivers down the spines of the gang. Who or what is it?

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Graham Cleary

Charles' 10-year-old friend! Appeared during Graham-uary, and might return In the future...

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Robert the Elf

Robert (or Rob) has had about enough from the gang. Santa is so fed up with his reports of our naughtiness that he just straight up doesn't give a shit. Rob is forced to come back every Christmas. 

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Screaming child

Pop's up every now and then. He (or she?) runs down the hallways of Charles' condo screaming, annoying the gang and distracting them from their film. No photographic evidence of the child has been recorded.